Saturday, January 31, 2009
46 Of 50 States Could File Bankruptcy In 2009-2010
http://freedomarizona.wordpress.com/2009/01/30/46-of-50-states-could-file-bankruptcy-in-2009-2010/
ANOTHER ARTICLE BY KARL
When I was 23, and thought I had gotten my girlfriend pregnant (she wasn't, just a young hysterical, hormonally off schedule young lady), I asked my father, (who had divorced my mother when I was two years old and had moved to Arizona to get away from her), for some money to get an abortion in Mexico,(That's where you went in 1967), he gave me his only 'fatherly advice' (I had almost no interaction with him in my entire life). He said, "keep your pecker in your pants!"
I never forgot that advice.
I didn't follow it...but I never forgot it.
I returned the check he sent me, uncashed.
Here's the link to Karl's article.
http://market-ticker.denninger.net/archives/760-What-The-Nation-Is-Up-Against.html
CREDIT TO GEIST FOR THE LINK
MUST READ...BY KARL DENNINGER
CREDIT TO GEIST FOR THE LINK
THE END IS NEAR FOLKS...
BETTER HAVE ALL YOUR PERSONAL DEFENSES IN PLACE
AND DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES WHEN OUT IN PUBLIC.
http://market-ticker.denninger.net/archives/759-Here-It-Comes.html
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
THURSDAY 1/29/09 TO ALL MY READERS
You've probably noticed that my postings on this blog have been
slowing lately.
I AM EXHAUSTED!
Beyond the normal things I have to do, and all the winter problems,
I have managed to enter some trades that required me to monitor them
over night to prevent getting wiped out.
Last night was one such night.
In the last three days, I would be lucky to have gotten more than
four hours sleep, AND NOT CONSECUTIVE HOURS!
I will certainly get back to posting more regularly as Spring approaches
and lightens up the winter duties and problems I have to deal with.
Each weekend I intend to do things which I have been postponing
because I simply HAVE to recharge my batteries and get a few hours
of mental downtime.
Having only Saturday and a part of Sunday before the markets open up again,
leaves me very little time to have a life away from in front of a computer screen.
Bear with me. I will find a way to more efficiently provide you with
critical information and insight into the developing catastrophe that
is slowly consuming us all. By now, you regular readers should be developing
minds of your own so that you should be able to see what is happening
all by yourselves.
You already know how to deal with it, regardless of your financial positions.
You simply have to do what you have to do with what you have.
In the end, what will happen will happen. There is no guarantee of a happy
ending in life. In fact, few endings are happy.
Your choice is to leave this life having handled your affairs with responsibility
so you don't leave unnecessary burdens on your loved ones who WILL be
surviving you and will be FORCED to deal with conditions far worse than
you will have to endure.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
THE NEW WORLD ORDER BOYS AND GIRLS ARE MEETING IN DAVOS, SWITZERLAND TO PLAN OUR EXTINCTION
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Updated at 27 January 2009 23:56 Moscow Time.
The Moscow Times » Issue 4073 » Frontpage Top
Putin to Seek New Economic Order at Davos
28 January 2009
By Anatoly Medetsky / Staff Writer
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin will call for a change in the world economic order and deliver his assessment of what caused the global economic debacle in an opening speech at the World Economic Forum in Davos on Wednesday night.
URL: http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/600/42/373943.htm
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
THESE MAGNETS (JIM'S ANGELS) PULL THE GOLD PRICE TO THEM, UP OR DOWN
Gold’s Upcoming Magnets
Posted: Jan 26 2009 By: Jim Sinclair Post Edited: January 26, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Dear CIGAs,
The next two magnets for Gold above $887.50 are the following:
1. $1060
2. $1245
Friday, January 23, 2009
GOLDTRADER WANTS TO KNOW
Please tell me what part(s) of the three blogs I have that you use regularly,
or even occasionally.
If occasionally, how often
Do you only scan the charts on Goldtrader's Group?
Do you read Goldtrader Comments?
Do you visit the blogs but do not want to comment on anything?
Or do you comment and want others to comment more?
Any more ideas?
I have had to reduce many of my usual posts due to lack of time.
I have had little time to do much more than trade, sleep and fix
things that have broken this winter. If I can get my life in order
when winter lets up, my posts should increase. Right now I limit my
most important posts to the charts and comments on Goldtrader's Group
and any very important articles for Goldtrader Comments.
Of course, I read all your posts on TalkbacktoGoldtrader and respond
when appropriate or necessary.
PLEASE POST YOUR COMMENTS ON THIS POST BY CLICKING ON 'comments'
DO NOT POST YOUR COMMENTS ON TALKBACKTOGOLDTRADER.
This will help me keep them grouped here and allow you all to
see what others have to say.
GT
SECRECY NEWS ON THE O'BOMBA 'NEW ERA OF OPENESS'
GO TO THE BLOG TO SEE, AND USE, THE LINKS WITHIN THIS ARTICLE.
LOTS OF GOOD INFO HERE, AND A GOOD SITE TO SUBSCRIBE TO FOR THEIR FREE EMAIL.
YOU WILL LEARN LOTS ABOUT THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW EXISTED ABOUT OUR GUV'MINT
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SECRECY NEWS
from the FAS Project on Government Secrecy
Volume 2009, Issue No. 7
January 22, 2009
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** PRESIDENT OBAMA DECLARES "A NEW ERA OF OPENNESS"
** VARIOUS RESOURCES
PRESIDENT OBAMA DECLARES "A NEW ERA OF OPENNESS"
In a breathtaking series of statements and executive actions, President Barack Obama yesterday announced "the beginning of a new era of openness in our country."
"For a long time now there's been too much secrecy in this city," he told reporters at a January 21 swearing-in ceremony.
"The old rules said that if there was a defensible argument for not disclosing something to the American people, then it should not be disclosed" (a paraphrase of the October 2001 policy statement of former Attorney General John Ashcroft). "That era is now over."
"Starting today, every agency and department should know that this administration stands on the side not of those who seek to withhold information, but those who seek to make it known," President Obama said.
Moreover, "I will also hold myself, as president, to a new standard of openness.... Information will not be withheld just because I say so. It will be withheld because a separate authority believes my request is well-grounded in the Constitution."
"Let me say it as simply as I can. Transparency and the rule of law will be the touchstones of this presidency."
Accordingly, the President issued several new policy statements. A new policy on Freedom of Information directed that "All agencies should adopt a presumption in favor of disclosure" and called for the Attorney General to develop new FOIA guidelines reflecting that principle. A broader statement on Transparency and Open Government directed agencies to "harness new technologies to put information about their operations and decisions online and readily available to the public," and ordered preparation of recommendations for an Open Government Directive. A new executive order rescinded an order issued by former President Bush that imposed increased restrictions on public access to presidential records.
The whole package gained immense force from the fact that it was presented on the President's first full day in office. (By comparison, the Clinton and Bush Administrations did not get around to addressing FOIA policy until October of their first year in office.) The actions closely tracked the recommendations of openness advocates, and they represented a personal commitment to openness and accountability that goes far beyond what any previous President has dared to offer.
Inevitably, several caveats are in order. A "presumption of disclosure" really only applies to records that are potentially subject to discretionary release, which is a finite subset of secret government information. Vast realms of information are sequestered behind classification barriers or statutory protections that remain unaffected by the new policy statements. "In the face of doubt, openness prevails," the President said. But throughout the government secrecy system, there is not a lot of doubt or soul-searching about the application of secrecy.
For example, last week Lt. Gen. Ronald L. Burgess, Jr., the director of the ODNI Intelligence Staff, denied a FOIA request for declassification and release of the 2006 intelligence budget total, even though the 2007 and 2008 budget numbers have already been officially disclosed (Secrecy News, January 14). According to ODNI, the 2006 number is still classified, and its disclosure would compromise intelligence sources and methods. The problem here is not that doubt mistakenly yielded to secrecy instead of disclosure. The problem is that General Burgess and his colleagues cling to an obsolete and counterproductive classification framework.
Unfortunately President Obama's new directives do not yet encompass the needed overhaul of the national security classification system. That may have to wait another day or two.
VARIOUS RESOURCES
"The Bush administration has left in its wake a demoralized national-security press corps, battered by leak investigations, subpoena-happy prosecutors, and a shift in the legal and wider culture away from the previous understanding of journalism's mission and First Amendment protections," writes Laura Rozen in the Columbia Journalism Review. See her story "Hung Out to Dry" along with a series of other articles on openness and secrecy.
"Secrecy" by Peter Galison and Robb Moss, a movie that critically examined the national security secrecy system from several contrasting perspectives, is now available on DVD. It premiered last year to appreciative reviews.
Attorney Sheldon I. Cohen represented a naturalized American of Israeli origin who was initially denied a security clearance after he said that he would not bear arms against Israel in the event of a conflict between Israel and the United States. Mr. Cohen describes the resolution of the case in a new write-up (pdf).
The admiration that many Americans feel for President Obama is celebrated and ridiculed in a new anthology of Obama speeches and writings, published in the form of a "Little Blue Book" that "easily fits into pocket or purse." President Obama's "guiding principles will enlighten the minds of the people and prepare the way for a new era of change," the booklet promises. "In order to master the President's ideology, it is essential to study many of the basic concepts over and over again, and it is best to memorize important statements and apply them repeatedly."
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Wednesday, January 21, 2009
GOLD SEEK ARTICLE 1/21/09
CREDIT TO FASTGT FOR THE LINK:
Questions Begging Answers
Posted Tuesday, 20 January 2009 By: Rob Kirby
To say that markets have been behaving “strangely” recently is an understatement. In recent weeks and months we’ve been witness to historic lows in sovereign interest rates in-the-face-of record amounts of debt being issued by governments? We’ve seen the price of gold behave counter intuitively by “not rising” in-the-face-of unprecedented systemic global economic malaise? Last, but not least, we’ve witnessed a “complete flip-flop” in the traditional pricing of Brent Crude Oil [IPE-London] versus West Texas Intermediate [NYMEX-N.Y.]?
So we have the price of gold, the price of crude oil and interest rates – three items vital to the integrity of the U.S. Dollar - ALL trading in total disregard for their underlying fundamentals?
FOR THE REST, GO TO: http://news.goldseek.com/GoldSeek/1232485460.php
FROM MAUREEN DOWD, NY TIMES ON W'S DEPARTURE
Op-Ed Columnist
Exit the Boy King
By MAUREEN DOWD
Published: January 20, 2009
WASHINGTON
Not since Klaatu landed in a flying saucer on the Ellipse has Washington been so mesmerized by an object whirring through the sky.
But this one was departing, not arriving.
As W. ceased to be president, he flew off over the Capitol and across the Mall en route to Andrews Air Force Base, and then back to Texas.
I’ve seen many presidents come and go, but I’ve never watched a tableau like the one Tuesday, when four million eyes turned heavenward, following the helicopter’s path out of town. Everyone, it seemed, was waving goodbye, with one or two hands, a wave that moved westward down the Mall toward the Lincoln Memorial, and keeping their eyes fixed unwaveringly on that green bird.
They wanted to make absolutely, positively certain that W. was gone. It was like a physical burden being lifted, like a sigh went up of “Thank God. Has Cheney’s wheelchair left the building, too?”
The crowd was exuberant that George Bush was now an ex-president, and 43 himself was jovial “the way he always is,” according to his last press secretary, Dana Perino.
It was like a catharsis in Greek drama, with the antagonist plucked out of the scene into the sky, and the protagonist dropping into the scene to magically fix all the problems. Except Barack Obama’s somber mien and restrained oratory conveyed that he’s no divinity and there will be no easy resolution to this plot.
It was a morning of such enormous emotion and portent — jaw-dropping, Dow-dropping and barrier-dropping — that even the cool new president had to feel daunted to see his blocks-long motorcade and two million hope-besotted faces beaming up at him, dreaming that he can save their shirts.
The optimism was tempered by pessimism, a vibe of “Maybe this once-in-a-lifetime guy can do it, but boy, there are a lot of never-in-our-lifetime problems here.”
Unlike W., Obama is a realist. He knows there is the potential of letting all these blissed-out people down.
The day had its jittery moments: Teddy Kennedy’s collapse and Robert Byrd’s distraught reaction. There was also that match of the titan smarty-pants — the new Democratic president face to face with the conservative chief justice he voted against.
First John Roberts had to say, Easy, cowboy, after Mr. Obama jumped the gun on “I” at the start of the oath of office. Then the president, who had obviously been looking over his lines, graciously offered the chief justice a chance to correct his negligent syntax, when he put the “faithfully” and other words out of place.
Under the platform, near where I sat, Denzel Washington, Beyoncé, Jay-Z and P. Diddy looked on proudly as the new commander in chief showed he was in command of the script and the country.
After thanking President Bush “for his service to our nation,” Mr. Obama executed a high-level version of Stephen Colbert’s share-the-stage smackdown of W. at the White House correspondents’ dinner in 2006.
With W. looking on, and probably gradually realizing with irritation, as he did with Colbert, who Mr. Obama’s target was — (Is he talking about me? Is 44 saying I messed everything up?) — the newly minted president let him have it:
“As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals,” he said to wild applause (and to Bartlett’s), adding: “Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience’s sake.” He said America is choosing hope over fear, unity over discord, setting aside “false promises” and “childish things.”
Letting a little air out of the highest hopes about what one man, even “The One,” can do, he emphasized the word “our.” He stressed that rebuilding after the wreckage of W. and Cheney will be a shared burden and that “giving our all to a difficult task” isn’t as bad as it sounds.
I grew up here, and it was the first time I’ve ever seen the city wholly, happily integrated, with a mood redolent of New York in the weeks after 9/11. The Obamas have made an unprecedented pledge to get involved in the real city that lies beyond the political Oz, and have already started doing so in many ways, including starting the night out at the D.C. Neighborhood Inaugural Ball.
Downtown was a euphoric pedestrian mall of commerce and communal kindness. The patience that America is extending to Mr. Obama, according to a Times poll, was reflected across the capital, as the cram of people sparked warmth rather than antsiness.
Strollers laughed as a peddler in a Rasta hat hawked his “Barack Obama incense.” And revelers stepped up to a spot where you could pick out a colored magic marker and complete posters that began, “Mr. President, I hope for ...”
Entries ranged from “burning less oil” to “healthcare for all” to “a cure for cancer” to this lofty and entirely understandable sentiment: “a sick inauguration party.”
WATCH THIS 'FRONTLINE VIDEO' TONIGHT (in the wee hours) IF POSSIBLE
I watched "Dreams of Obama" last night, a one hour Frontline program, which you
may be able to watch on the internet by going to PBS and searching for the Frontline Programs.
It's re-playing in the wee hours (4am pst) tonight as listed on my cable listings on my Spokane PBS station (KPBS). It may be showing in your local area too.
It showed just how premeditated Mr. O'bomb'a is, and has been, in his quest for
a position of POWER.
He is NOT the 'cool dude' you think he is.
NO ONE gets to positions of power without catering to the whims and wants
of OTHER POWERFUL PEOPLE and ORGANIZATIONS.
Mr. O'bomb'a will merely finish off the hyperinflation of the DOLLAR money supply
as he FUTILY attempts to avoid the INEVITABLE COLLAPSE of our economy and eventually
the economy of the ENTIRE WORLD!
The fact that he is a master at EVOKING EMOTIONS in his followers, has NOTHING TO DO
with his ability(ies) to remedy the damages ALREADY DONE to our monetary system.
His apparent affinity with Abraham Lincoln is NOT A PLUS!
Please use this Archive listing for THOMAS DILORENZO: http://www.lewrockwell.com/dilorenzo/dilorenzo-arch.html
which will give you some insight into the TRUE Abraham Lincoln.
Jim Sinclair today said that Lincoln was the BLUEPRINT for the Bush/Cheney Regime.
Lincoln was a traitor to our Constitution.
Everything you have been taught about him is just part of the
MASSIVE GUV'MINT PROPAGANDA CAMPAIGN
you have lived under SINCE YOUR BIRTH!
O'Bomb'a is just using that propaganda to appeal to your emotions
to get your support.
HE WILL FAIL MISERABLY given his stated remedies to
THE ECONOMIC PROBLEM THAT CAN'T 'be fixed' without PAYING OUR DEBT.
See the article below from THE DAILY RECKONING which clearly states
that any FIX is just adding to the problem.
THE ONLY 'FIX' is to PAY THE DEBT NOW and SUFFER THE PRICE AND PAIN.
THIS SAYS WHAT I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN, AND SAVES ME THE TIME
FROM THE DAILY RECKONING
Wall Street Snubs Obama
London, England
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Euphoria was almost universal yesterday...except on Wall Street.
“Dad, don’t pick on Obama,” said Maria, calling from California. “I watched the inauguration yesterday. It was moving. Really moving. They seem like such nice people...and they really want to do what’s right. At least, that’s the way it seems to me...”
We watched the TV news. The British press focused on the race issue. Blacks interviewed by the BBC spoke of the ‘historic moment’...of the dreams of Martin Luther King finally realized...of a new era of race relations. There were hoorahs and tears...
We were never fond of racism, so we weren’t especially tearful upon reading the obituaries for it. Besides, we’re a little suspicious of the coroner’s report. We’d like to see the toe tag, just to be sure.
Still, everyone wants Obama to succeed. His mother and grandmother, looking down from heaven. His relatives in Kenya. His party. His country. The entire world. Even we hardened cynics here at The Daily Reckoning wish him well.
But we weren’t born yesterday.
And neither was the stock market. The man who got the warmest welcome ever from the press and the public got the rudest brush off from Wall Street. It was the worst sell-off for an Inauguration Day in history. The Dow fell 332 points. Oil traded around $40. The dollar strengthened...to $1.28 per euro.
O! Bama! Where is thy bounce? Perhaps it is already over. From their low in November, to their high a couple weeks ago, stocks worldwide recovered about a quarter of what they had lost. Now, they seem to be going down again.
We don’t know what the stock market sees, but we see a lot more trouble coming.
Houses in Southern California are down 35% from their peak.
Japan says its economy is “worsening rapidly.”
“Air France warns loss is likely” is one headline in Europe this morning; “German retailer to cut as many as 15,000 jobs,” is another.
But the big news is in the banking sector.
U.S. banks are “effectively insolvent,” says Nouriel Roubini. He figures losses in the United States might rise to $3.6 trillion – most of it in banks and broker-dealers. Which leaves the sector a little short. The banking system in the United States only has $1.4 trillion in capital.
Last week, Bank of America posted a quarterly loss of $1.79 billion...the first loss it’s taken in 18 years. Citigroup out-did it, with a loss of $8.29 billion for the last quarter of ’08.
As in Japan in the ’90s, the economic boat cannot right itself until this bilge is dumped overboard. But the feds are against it – fighting the correction with every tool they’ve got.
Obama says his team with be “bold and swift” in its efforts to deal with the problem. But the action they take will be timid and slow. That is, they will try to hold on...to protect what we have...to prevent change at all costs. “Yes we can!” they will say. But they can’t make the mistakes of an entire generation disappear – especially if they try to prevent a correction.
The truly bold and swift solution, on the other hand, would probably get him impeached. It would be to simply announce that the Obama government was letting nature take her course. No more bailouts. No more stimulus packages. No more federal guarantees or ‘refund checks.’
“Keynes is dead,” Obama should say; “the bankers will get what they deserve.”
In a matter of days, the whole banking sector would go bust...along with GM (more about that, below)...and thousands of businesses all over the country. Millions of people would lose their jobs. Stocks would crash down to 3,000 on the Dow...maybe lower. There would be keening by widows, whose husbands had jumped in front of trains or slit their wrists...there would be gnashing of teeth by millions, whose hopes of getting something for nothing were suddenly dashed...there would be mobs in the street and revolution in the air.
A few days later, banks that were still solvent would pick up the pieces of those that had gone bust. And gradually, the economy would pick up...building on a much more solid base.
But don’t trouble yourself about it, dear reader. That won’t happen. Instead, Mr. Obama will take the more cautious route... More below.
*** What can the Obama team really do? He plans a rescue for banks – above and beyond the $825 billion fiscal stimulus. He will “reform” health care – our guess is that he will want to make a system of European-style national health care his legacy contribution. He will offer more guarantees, more bailouts, more stimulus. He will probably turn the banks into quasi-public utilities...heavily regulated, with little appetite for risk and little taste for capitalism.
“Creeping nationalization,” is how Bloomberg describes the process. In Britain, the Royal Bank of Scotland will serve as a ‘guinea pig.’ It’s lost 3/4 of its share value in the last two days. The government will keep it alive...but it will become a ‘zombie’ – more dead than alive...more ward of the state than independent financial institution.
Of course, these fixes will do more harm than good. They will retard, delay, and detour the inevitable correction. Which will cause the Obama Administration to turn to other, more desperate measures. Here’s the real story...
Yesterday’s front page headline from the Financial Times :
“Treasury gives go-ahead to ‘print money.’”
We felt like saving the paper. Like the Times edition that announced the German invasion of Poland in 1940, it is probably the start of something big. Something catastrophic.
JACOB HORNBERGER OF FFF.ORG COMMENTS ON THE O'BOMBA REGIME
USE THIS URL TO SEE, AND USE, THE LINKS WITHIN THE ARTICLE:
http://www.fff.org/blog/index.asp
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Hitler Favored Self-Sacrifice Too
by Jacob G. Hornberger
The mainstream press is aglow over President Obama’s call for Americans to sacrifice for the common good. Obama’s plea mimics that of President Franklin Roosevelt, who asked Americans to do the same thing as part of his New Deal for America in the 1930s.
Back then, it was someone else who was aglow over the president’s call for people to sacrifice for the common good:
“The Reich chancellor requests Mr. Dodd to present his greetings to President Roosevelt. He congratulates the president upon his heroic effort in the interest of the American people. The president’s successful struggle against economic distress is being followed by the entire German people with interest and admiration. The Reich chancellor is in accord with the president that the virtues of sense of duty, readiness for sacrifice, and discipline must be the supreme rule of the whole nation. This moral demand, which the president is addressing to every single citizen, is only the quintessence of German philosophy of the state, expressed in the motto “The public weal before the private gain.” —from a letter Adolf Hitler sent to U.S. Ambassador Thomas Dodd on March 14, 1934, as quoted in John Toland’s book Adolf Hitler: The Definite Biography.
“The chief Nazi newspaper, Volkischer Beobachter, repeatedly praised ‘Roosevelt’s adoption of National Socialist strains of thought in his economic and social policies’ and ‘the development toward an authoritarian state’ based on the ‘demand that collective good be put before individual self-interest.’ —from a review entitled “Hitler, Mussolini, Roosevelt: What FDR Had in Common with the Other Charismatic Collectivists of the 30s” by David Boaz of Three New Deals: Reflections on Roosevelt’s America, Mussolini’s Italy, and Hitler’s Germany by Wolfgang Schivelbusch.
In libertarian contradistinction:
“I have come here to say that I do not recognize anyone's right to one minute of my life.... It had to be said. The world is perishing from an orgy of self-sacrificing….It only stands to reason that where there's sacrifice, there's someone collecting the sacrificial offerings. Where there's service, there is someone being served. The man who speaks to you of sacrifice is speaking of slaves and masters, and intends to be the master.” —from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.
Jacob Hornberger is founder and president of The Future of Freedom Foundation.
MONKEY BUSINESS
Once upon a time a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and, as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He next announced that he would now buy monkeys at $20 each. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys
became so scarce it was an effort to even find a monkey, let alone catch one!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each!
However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers:
"Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has already collected.
I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."
The villagers rounded up all their savings and bought all the monkeys for 700 billion dollars.
They never saw the man or his assistant again, only lots and lots of monkeys!
Now you have a better understanding of how the
WALL STREET BAILOUT PLAN WILL WORK !!!!
It doesn't get much clearer than this................
ARE YOU A DEMOCRAT, A REPUBLICAN...OR A REDNECK?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
............................................................
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer :
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor or oppressed ? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol
have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible
he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? If I were to grab his knees and hold
on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call
9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate
this over a nice Chablis with some friends for few days and try to come
to a consensus.
....................................................................
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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