Monday, October 27, 2008
FROM THE DAILY SHOW WRITERS
October 11th at 2:00PM
From the Writers of The Daily Show: The Stupid Vote
POSTED BY: TheInDecider
Overheard in the writers room: With John McCain's recent string of seemingly poor campaign decisions, spectators can only conclude that he's targeting "the stupid vote," a demographic which includes subgroups such as:
* Toaster-fork-stickers
* The real housewives of any city
* People who put butter on their cereal
* Anyone with a personalized license plate
* A majority of Baldwin brothers
* People who Tivo "Deal or No Deal"
* Former Hawaiian Tropic models
* Current Hawaiian Tropic models
* Aspiring Hawaiian Tropic models
* Harold and/or Kumar
* Gay Republicans
* People who look both ways before crossing their "T"s
* People who honestly don't know if they're a redneck, and rely on Jeff Foxworthy to tell them
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