Okay guys, I hope you have all purchased your 'boner pills', you know, that crap they've been advertising UN-mercifully for months now. And I hope you bought a Vermont Teddy Bear to please that special 'child-woman' they have in their advertisement. You know, the females that do an accurate portrayal of Hugh Hefner's 'Girls Next Door'. Those brainless flesh puppets that some men think are the kind of female they should be seeking, instead of one with a brain. And of course we don't want to forget to send our loved one a Pajama Gram. And last but not least, a dozen of the most over-priced Red Thorn Plants (roses) that anyone has ever been humiliated into buying to retain that so-called 'love' that was supposed to have bound you and your loved one together back when you were both in that hormonal trance that drew you to one another. Love and Kisses Kiddies. By Sunday, you will be in the dog house once again.
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